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@BoogTweets: Me: *taking a family photograph*
Family: Did that guy just steal our picture?
@darksidedeb: To graduate DJ school you have to pass your vinyls.
@MindyFurano: Kissing someone mid sentence is only cute in movies. I will press my hand against your face and slowly push it way until I'm done talking.
@Sickayduh: BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL
*everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°*
@ghostkrogh: Cowboys would still be alive today if they hadn't shot all of their spare bullets in the air after winning one gunfight.
@SalaciousSully: Dear Americans: It's called snow. It's cold and wet, but can't hurt you from inside the house. It has no opposable thumbs. #AskCanada