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@ch000ch: ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight?
HER: no not yet!! i'm totally free and available
ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do

ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight?
HER: no not yet!! i’m totally free and available
ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do

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