Funny Tweeter

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@hpb777: Me: *texts* How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn-

Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Me: *texts* How’d you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible…I was tossing and turn-

Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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