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@captainkalvis: me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier

sperm bank employee: what glass of milk

me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk

sperm bank employee: oh my god

me: what

sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk

me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier 

sperm bank employee: what glass of milk 

me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk 
 
sperm bank employee: oh my god 

me: what

sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk

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