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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: That guy is a bad apple.

6-year-old: He's a person.

Me: I just meant he's mean.

6: Probably because you called him an apple.

Me: That guy is a bad apple.

6-year-old: He’s a person.

Me: I just meant he’s mean.

6: Probably because you called him an apple.

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