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@Matty_Lombardo: Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight!

Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise?

Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out.

Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight!

Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise?

Me: No, that’s not it. Keep thinking! We’ll figure this out.

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