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@mamatomy3: Me: There is a small tree on fire.
911: Could you describe it?
Me:Picture shrubbery...now picture it engulfed in flames.

Me: There is a small tree on fire.
911: Could you describe it?
Me:Picture shrubbery…now picture it engulfed in flames.

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