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@stephenjmolloy: Me: There's a fly in my soup.

Waiter: I'm so sorry, sir. I'll sort this.

*puts a spider in the soup*

Waiter: Hopefully this won't take too long.

Me: There’s a fly in my soup.

Waiter: I’m so sorry, sir. I’ll sort this.

*puts a spider in the soup*

Waiter: Hopefully this won’t take too long.

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