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@AristotlesNZ: Me: There's a real fat one on the other team!
Her: "My son's not fat!"
How you know I was talking about him?
"Cuz he's the.."
Fat one?
"Ya."

Me: There’s a real fat one on the other team!
Her: “My son’s not fat!”
How you know I was talking about him?
“Cuz he’s the..”
Fat one?
“Ya.”

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