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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood*

5-year-old: Who's there?

Me: It's not a knock knock joke.

5: It's not a knock knock joke who?

Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood*

5-year-old: Who’s there?

Me: It’s not a knock knock joke.

5: It’s not a knock knock joke who?

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