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@kyry5: Me: "This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones"

"Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys"

Me: “This Chardonnay is so nice, I can really taste the oaky undertones”

“Sir those are just chunks of cork from opening it with your keys”

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