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@QueefTornado: Me: This chicken is undercooked.

Wife: You don't appreciate my cooking.

Me: I think the vet could save it if it we took it right now.

Me:  This chicken is undercooked.

Wife:  You don’t appreciate my cooking.

Me:  I think the vet could save it if it we took it right now.

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