@Sarcasticsapien: Someone angrily told me "You're so sarcastic!" That would be like me angrily telling a woman "You're so beautiful!"
@msbtx: Coworker: I like working with you. I feel like I can really talk to you
Me: I'm sorry I gave you that impression. That's not correct
@Sal0630: Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid.
@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?"
Nurse: "B positive."
Doctor: "Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."
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