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@ArfMeasures: ME: This house is haunted
WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son
SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad
ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT

ME: This house is haunted
WIFE [sigh] We’ve been thru this, that’s our son
SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad
ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT

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