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@bornmiserable: Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood.
Real estate agent: This is a cemetery.
Me: I'll take it.

Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood.
Real estate agent: This is a cemetery.
Me: I’ll take it.

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