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@joe_binkley: Me: This is a picture of my aunt Marge... Rest in peace.
Friend: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Me: Oh, she's not dead, she's just really lazy.

Me: This is a picture of my aunt Marge… Rest in peace.
Friend: I’m so sorry for your loss.
Me: Oh, she’s not dead, she’s just really lazy.

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