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@ArfMeasures: Me: This is my parrot. I call him a repeat offender!

Date: Haha because you say something and he says it back to you

Me: He's murdered 7 people

Me: This is my parrot. I call him a repeat offender!

Date: Haha because you say something and he says it back to you

Me: He’s murdered 7 people

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