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@markedly: ME: This man's robbing me
COP: No he's not
M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber's hand on wallet* come on why aren't you robbing now

ME: This man’s robbing me
COP: No he’s not
M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber’s hand on wallet* come on why aren’t you robbing now

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