@DanTaylorAuthor: Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers...
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@slimmy_shady: Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, "Now hear me out"
@joshgondelman: Why do they call it "buckling a cranky baby into a car seat" and not "fasten the furious?" (Is it still okay to do these given politics?)