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@lisaxy424: Me: time for bed
Brain: yeah I'm tired too
M: really? wow we may actually get some slee-
B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?

Me: time for bed
Brain: yeah I’m tired too
M: really? wow we may actually get some slee-
B: hey do you think anyone’s died in this house?

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