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@cray_at_home_ma: Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.

"No screens allowed."

On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.

"This is your mother now."

Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. 

“No screens allowed.”

On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. 

“This is your mother now.”

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