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@MaybeNik: me training someone at my job:
“You’re not supposed to do this, but this is how I do it”
@DonSchanke: For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids
@WilliamAder: The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.
@david8hughes: Kicked out of laser-tag for too many melee attacks.
@Marlebean: Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what you're talking about.
- "That's exactly what ignorant means."
I don't get it.
@macchiatonumb: *Me getting pulled over*
Me:license and registration please?
Guy police officer :I pulled u over..
Me:do u really want to argue with me?