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@rolldiggity: ME: "Trick or bear?"
NEIGHBOR: "Bear?"
ME: "HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!"
[distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]

ME: “Trick or bear?”
NEIGHBOR: “Bear?”
ME: “HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!”
[distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]

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