@BillMc7: me: *tries to help old lady cross the street*
old lady: I have a boyfriend.
@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."
@jonnysun: if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost
@iQuoteComedy: That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.
@TheLastPeg: She- get lost
Me- *jumps in her wardrobe*
@Cheeseboy22: Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, "Please wear."