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@ArfMeasures: ME [trying to convince her I care] I'm so angry the big bed cushions haven't arrived
WIFE: Throw pillows
M: I'm that angry Karen, I might do

ME [trying to convince her I care] I’m so angry the big bed cushions haven’t arrived
WIFE: Throw pillows
M: I’m that angry Karen, I might do

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