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@SingleGirlAlert: Me: Ur driving me crazy
Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk
@dumbbeezie: No your muscles are too big. I don't want a boyfriend who makes me exercise.
@VodkaShorebird: Just think, there is coming an entire generation of idiots who will wonder: "Why did they have a hashtag button on landline phones?"
@FatherWithTwins: My 7yo lost his lunchbox, but he did bring home a giant leaf, so I guess we'll just wrap up his lunch in that from now on.
@knot_eye: Relationship Status:
My dog was just licking my ear.
I didn't stop her.
@TheHyyyype: My wife always tells me not to take things personally, so I hired a guy to do it for me. He already stole a bike.