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@weinerdog4life: Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup

Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?

Me: Waiter, there’s a duck in my soup

Waiter: That’s a pond, you’re at a park, I’m just here with my family, will you put some pants on?

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