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@mjkspeaks: ME: [waking up from nap]
HER: *looking angry* when i said i wanted to sleep with you this isn’t what i meant

ME: [waking up from nap]
HER: *looking angry* when i said i wanted to sleep with you this isn’t what i meant

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