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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Wanna role play?

Wife: Sure ;)

Me: You be the chef/waitress and I'll be the custom..WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Me: Wanna role play?

Wife: Sure ;)

Me: You be the chef/waitress and I’ll be the custom..WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

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