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@maughammom: Me: "Want a banana?"

3yo: "Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."

Me: “Want a banana?”

3yo: “Yes, but don’t cut it up. And don’t peel it. And don’t make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle.”

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