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@thatUPSdude: Me: Want some of my nachos?

Coworker: I don't like nachos.

Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?

Me: Want some of my nachos?

Coworker: I don’t like nachos.

Me: Hello 911, what’s consider premeditated murder?

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