@Brampersandon_: ME (watching a sea of a million llamas stampede over the horizon): dear God, it's the alpacalypse
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@jordan_stratton: Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense.
@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"
@liv_thatsme: I'd tell my neighbor about the weird smell coming from her apartment, but she's been so quiet that I don't want to disturb her.