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@djdarrellripley: Me: We need some ham.

Her: I just bought a pound of ham yesterday.

Me: Are you going to judge me, or are you going to buy some ham?

Me: We need some ham. 

Her: I just bought a pound of ham yesterday. 

Me: Are you going to judge me, or are you going to buy some ham?

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