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@dumbbeezie: Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I've ever seen
Brain: Coming right up

Me: Remember to pay that bill
Brain: Nope

Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I’ve ever seen
Brain: Coming right up

Me: Remember to pay that bill
Brain: Nope

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