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@AristotlesNZ: Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?!
Him: "Nothing. I'm good."
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
"Seriously, knock it off."
I GOT A NEW BULLHORN!
"I can see that..

Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?!
Him: “Nothing. I’m good.”
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
“Seriously, knock it off.”
I GOT A NEW BULLHORN!
“I can see that..

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