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@mattsurely: Me: What do you call sex in December?
Wife: Don't say it.
Me: ...
W: ...
Me: Wintercourse.
W: (to judge) See this is why I need a divorce.

Me: What do you call sex in December?
Wife: Don’t say it.
Me: …
W: …
Me: Wintercourse.
W: (to judge) See this is why I need a divorce.

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