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@UncleDuke1969: Me: What do you think of my tweets?
Wife: They're all pretty terrible.
Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say?
Wife: You're consistent.

Me: What do you think of my tweets?
Wife: They’re all pretty terrible.
Me: Don’t you have ANYTHING positive to say?
Wife: You’re consistent.

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