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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: What do you think?
Wife: It’s a great looking cow.
Me: It’s supposed to be a horse.
Wife: *shrugs*
Me: I love these places that let you draw on the tablecloth
Waiter: [clears throat] This isn’t one of those places.

Me: What do you think?
Wife: It’s a great looking cow.
Me: It’s supposed to be a horse.
Wife: *shrugs*
Me: I love these places that let you draw on the tablecloth
Waiter: [clears throat] This isn’t one of those places.

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