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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

3-year-old: A monster truck.

I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery.

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

3-year-old: A monster truck.

I don’t think insurance is going to cover that surgery.

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