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@Gooooats: Me: What's for dinner?
Wife: Casserole.
Me: Wrong! (hands wife forged doctor's prescription for tacos) We're eating tacos.

Me: What’s for dinner?
Wife: Casserole.
Me: Wrong! (hands wife forged doctor’s prescription for tacos) We’re eating tacos.

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