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@ermahgarton: me: what's ur favorite thing on the menu
waiter: oh definitely the salmon
me: oh yes ok i'll have the *orders something that is not salmon*

me: what’s ur favorite thing on the menu
waiter: oh definitely the salmon
me: oh yes ok i’ll have the *orders something that is not salmon*

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