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@Book_Krazy: Me: What's with the look?

Hub: How would you like a full-service massage?

Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?

Me: What’s with the look?

Hub: How would you like a full-service massage?

Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I’m gone?

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