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@hazelmotes1: Me: when I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut.

5 year old daughter: you're already grown up. You'll be dead soon.

Me: when I grow up I’m going to be an astronaut.

5 year old daughter: you’re already grown up.  You’ll be dead soon.

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