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@LindaInDisguise: Me: When I was lying in bed, I found this huge lump. I need it removed.

Doctor: Ma'am, that's your husband.

Me: And your point is...?

Me: When I was lying in bed, I found this huge lump. I need it removed.

Doctor: Ma’am, that’s your husband.

Me: And your point is…?

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