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@HogwartsLogics: Me: when is the pizza ready?
Dad: will you wait!
Me: I DID MY WAITING
Dad: oh god no
Me: TWELVE YEARS
Dad: not again
Me: IN AZKABAN

Me: when is the pizza ready? 
Dad: will you wait! 
Me: I DID MY WAITING 
Dad: oh god no
Me: TWELVE YEARS
Dad: not again 
Me: IN AZKABAN

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