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@Book_Krazy: ME: [whispering]"Yes, 911? Someone's breaking into my house!"

911: Stay calm. Do you have an address?

ME: "um no. I have on pajamas"

ME: [whispering]”Yes, 911? Someone’s breaking into my house!”

911: Stay calm. Do you have an address?

ME: “um no. I have on pajamas”

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