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@BuckyIsotope: ME: who's a good boy
*kissy noises*
DOG: I just murdered the cat
ME: you are, yes you are
*rubs dog's head*
DOG: you're next buddy

ME: who’s a good boy
*kissy noises*
DOG: I just murdered the cat
ME: you are, yes you are
*rubs dog’s head*
DOG: you’re next buddy

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