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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee.

Me: You've never had coffee.

5-year-old: Exactly.

Me: Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven’t had my coffee.

Me: You’ve never had coffee.

5-year-old: Exactly.

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