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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away.

Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Me: Why can’t we feed the animals?

Wife: They’ll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away.

Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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