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@SteveSuckington: ME: will it hurt?

DR: u ever been stung by like, 500 bees?

ME: omg no!

DR: ok. that's not what it's gonna feel like. I was just wondering

ME: will it hurt?

DR: u ever been stung by like, 500 bees?

ME: omg no!

DR: ok. that’s not what it’s gonna feel like. I was just wondering

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